homophobic

today, i feel like:
.going some place to eat, ask for 20pieces of tissues, use one and throw the rest away.
.standing over people's shoulder and staring at their computer screen while they are doing their work.
.speaking in annoying schoolkid sms language "kite sayam awak le".
.getting into the elevator, smack my forehead repeatedly and mutter to myself " shut up!damnit!all of you just shut up!.
.pickup phonecalls, tell the people on the line to hold while i put myself on the line, and start singing in the most off-tuned manner possible.
.staring at people and when they ask why,grin at them and tell them "i have new socks on!" excitedly.

p/s : minggu yang sangat mereng. aduh!